fashion statement

"So what do you think eh?"

"Riigghhttt."

"C'mon, who doesn't want a touch of irony here and there?"

"The only place that's touched by any kind of irony is your head."

"What?"

"Ok, but not when we're out in public together."

"Aww, where's the fun in that?"

"You know, I think you're having way too much fun with this."

Well, he did agree to be the straight man to my riot act (shrugs)